postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

theanziewolverine:

panicatthediscomg:

schmidtsterrr:

panicatthediscomg:

panic-exclamationpoint:

panicatthediscomg:

asjstar9:

panicatthediscomg:

OH WELL IMAGINE AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A

guava

what

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face